November 18, 2005
How You Know You Should Not Have A Dog

If you do not know how to speak to a dog at six o'clock in the morning without yelling and live in an apartment with a bedroom wall in common with a pregnant woman who is suffering from insomnia, you should consider yourself uninvited to the dog owner's club.

Posted by Bethiclaus at November 18, 2005 09:41 AM
Comments

Are these the same people with the trash issue? My goodness maybe they just shouldn't be allowed to have an apartment!!

Posted by: Sarah at November 18, 2005 11:32 AM

Ugh. We used to have a woman who worked INCREDIBLY early and didn't realize she could put her high heels on AFTER she spent an hour walking around on her linoleum floor. You could always buy a subwoofer and put it against his wall?

Posted by: alektra at November 18, 2005 08:08 PM