Found this over at The Cure For Boredom. You go to Google and enter "Beth needs" (but with your name and not mine) and put the top ten results on your blog. Clearly, I have run out of good ideas. Or I vomited them out my nose with the applesauce this morning.
Beth needs your vote at Foxsports.com. Ohmigosh. Am I totally running for something fantastic? Wait. It's Fox. Is this contest fair and balanced?
Beth needs a first-floor bedroom because her stroke has caused ongoing vision and balance problems and, until recently, daily seizures. Funny. I thought it was Fefe doing that to me.
This is Halloween night AND there is a Steeler game, so Beth needs people willing to work. And would you mind handing out candy at my apartment? I'm not so sure I'm going to feel up to it.
Beth needs to realize that she has a problem. Um. Thanks. I'm aware that I have a problem. This fetus is trying to deprive me of nutrition.
Beth needs to stop it already with the lies. Okay, you caught me. I'm not really pregnant. I'm just a very bad drunk.
Beth needs a job. That lets her stay at home. And pays her giant sacks of money. To cry into the toilet.
Beth needs information that flows from many sources. But she will probably just count on her blog friends.
If you haven't been hugged for a while then the chances are that you have been falling down on your side of the partnership - Beth needs approval and lots of it. Yeah. So leave me lots of hug comments telling me how beautiful I am with vomit on my shirt.
Beth needs a copy of Solomon installed on her Shrands computer. Does Solomon let me speed up time so that I can get out of the Hell that is my never-ending first trimester?
In addition, since the government doesn't withhold taxes from unemployment checks, Beth needs to set aside money for taxes. Beth set aside money? Yeah. That's going to happen.
Any ideas for interesting blog entries? Clearly, I've run out.
I think vomit is the new pink?!
Posted by: andi at October 13, 2005 09:55 AM
Beth needs to share possible ideas for baby names. People LOVE to hear about baby names.
Posted by: Frema at October 13, 2005 02:45 PM
You and I need the same job only mine will come with an assistant. About 6' 2", blue eyes, blonde hair, nice six-pack...hope the puking stops soon!
Posted by: warcrygirl at October 13, 2005 03:39 PM
No no no, vomit is the new black.
Girlie, hang in there with the vomititis- I had a HORRENDOUS first trimester, had to put me on an anti-nausea medication and everything! Poor me! But my little girl was born in June and I am here to tell you that it is ALL worth it. And seriously, as soon as the "morning" sickness goes away, it's pretty easy to forget how rotten it was.
Now, about all these needs....
Posted by: Momtothelady (aka, Chatty Cricket) at October 14, 2005 11:25 AM
It's kind of tough when my first name is the same as the Israeli prime minister's last name. Google makes me think I should be doing something about the Palestinian situation.
Posted by: Sharon at October 14, 2005 12:42 PM
Poor bethiclaus.
You could tell us about food that is not good to vomit? Umm, is Andiclaus fabulous? You could tell us stories about him?
Posted by: halloweenlover at October 14, 2005 05:02 PM
You are beautiful. With or without vomit on your shirt.
Posted by: ann at October 13, 2005 12:00 AM